Twenty-nine world leaders across the globe announced yesterday that punching the first dick you see with an iPad is "fine with us"...

Scientists in California have successfully created the first fully synthetic micro-organism that has more intelligence than creationists and...

Film "actor" Danny Dyer is to become the Prime Minister's personal advisor, it was revealed late last night. The "actor...

The leader of the Liberal Democrats today said in a press statement, "Y'know what, fuck it and all its worth. What a shitting waste...

Voters across the country have been horrified this evening as polling booth doors close without taking their vote.

Shock rippled across the country this week as the Prime Minister Gordon Brown was caught expressing an opinion. Deckard's called off ...

The four million viewers who tuned into the live party leaders' debate on Thursday night all died a little inside as David Cameron turne...