Wednesday, 30 June 2010
Police Fail to find Referee's Killer
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Police have failed to find the killer of football referee Jorge Larrionda who oversaw England's disastrous game against Germany on Sunda...
Monday, 21 June 2010
Bongo the Silverback to Replace Rooney
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A Silverback gorilla named Bongo has been drafted by Fabio Capello to replace Wayne Rooney, it emerged last night. After "careful rev...
Sunday, 13 June 2010
"Green", "Heskey", "ITV" and "Shit" see Usage Increase
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In a recent study it was found that since 7:30PM last night the words "Green", "Heskey", "ITV" and "a sti...
Saturday, 29 May 2010
Punching iPad Owners "Fine with Us", say World Leaders
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Twenty-nine world leaders across the globe announced yesterday that punching the first dick you see with an iPad is "fine with us"...
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Saturday, 22 May 2010
Scientists Create Life with More Intelligence than Creationists
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Scientists in California have successfully created the first fully synthetic micro-organism that has more intelligence than creationists and...
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Saturday, 15 May 2010
Danny Dyer to be PM's Advisor
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Film "actor" Danny Dyer is to become the Prime Minister's personal advisor, it was revealed late last night. The "actor...
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Saturday, 8 May 2010
"Fuck it" says Clegg
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The leader of the Liberal Democrats today said in a press statement, "Y'know what, fuck it and all its worth. What a shitting waste...
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