Ten Year Old Girl Writes Letter to Gordon Brown

Ten year old Amy Whitterby has written a letter to the prime minister Gordon Brown asking "why did you do it?" and that she is scared "because when Mummy is gone I wont get so much money now."

The young child's letter was brought to light by certain activist groups who have scanned it and printed it on an industrial scale so that they can send a copy to every member of parliament.

A spokeswoman for Activists 'R' Us said, "Amy's letter highlights the brutality that MPs decisions have on the public in general and also young children. It warns them that they are not simply taking things but ruining lives."

The letter continues to read "I am scared to walk beyond the third lamp post in my street in case the electrisitty dies becose you have got eiver no energys or becose you have no money."

"Wot are you going to do about it? If things continue lkie this I will end up broke, in a post-apocalyptic world corsed by global warmings with 4 fucking mouths to feed. Sort it out!"

Her mother says that this matter should not be taken lightly, her daughter is genuinely scared, "She does a running jump into bed because she thinks Gordon Brown, David Cameron and Nick Clegg are all under her bed and are going to get her 'to give to the bankers.'"

Since the letter being sent to the prime minister he has issued a statement saying that he has "read the letter and will take the appropriate action required in order for Amy to able to sleep again without nightmares." He also insists that he does not lie in wait under little girls' beds with the opposition, but admits to "doing it once with Alistair Darling.

"The 'brows add an extra element of terror," he added, "and before you suggest it I did not overrule him as to when we should jump out on the youngster. We discussed it and both came to a mutual decision, and we acted upon it, and he was truly terrified."