Internet Campaign to Vote in LibDems

An internet campaign has been launched on the popular social networking site Facebook with the goal of seeing the Liberal Democrats brought to power in the 2010 general elections.

The Facebook 'group' was started by married couple Jon and Tracey Porter. Mr. Porter had this to say: "Our aim is to amass enough attention and activism so that we can topple the boring, sugary, mainstream LaboConservative politics machine that repeats the same things over and over again just in a different key.

A pipe dream, say many.

"Yes, what we are voting in is very old," he added, "it's a long shot, it has been a long time since they were popular and they do spout very misinformed opinions all over the place.

"However, the Liberal Democrats have promised a free party liaison open to the public if they get into power."

Some have pointed out that the Liberal Democrats operate under the same umbrella group as Labour and the Conservatives which is simply 'Rich, Old, Lying Men' and that your tax money will still be in the same peoples' hands.

On BBC Radio 5 earlier this week LibDem frontman Nick Clegg defended the campaign, "This isn't about the tax money, people are just sick of being spoon fed the same schmaltzy policies one after another. They want to hear something different, regardless of whether its true or not."

He was then abruptly taken off air after repeating obscenities which included, "environment", "A fresh start for Britain," and "free and open society".

Broadcaster Shelagh Fogerty then apologised saying, "Sorry, we weren't expecting him to do that - well we were, but we asked him not to and he still did - so vote Tory!"

Meanwhile, it is blazingly clear that Simon Cowell is still some how getting ridiculously richer whatever the outcome.