Suspicions that the church had indulged in such contentious actions have been rife for some time. However, further controversy has now arisen due to the Vatican's previous attempts to cover up its fondness of Bieber's music.
The Justin Bieber Fan Club.
Since the announcement, experts have been investigating possible reasons as to why the young Canadian has been so popular within the Catholic church. Paul Jackson, professor of Dirty Perversion Studies at Stratton University, had this to say: "After hours of strenuous research we believe that the reason so many priests enjoy Bieber's work is because of the profuse sexual undertones in his music videos."Anything that is aimed at young, impressionable fourteen year old girls by filthy, immoral record labels is likely going to be of great interest to Catholic priests."
Earlier this week, Pope Benedict XVI himself announced that he regularly holds dance sessions with other Vatican priests to Bieber's hit single Baby, in his spare time. Although he admits that they rarely complete the dance routine because oddly "everyone starts watching the television fervently when Ludacris has the child in a headlock from behind."
Jackson and his team conducted an interview of over five hundred priests who all have Justin Bieber on their iPods. He found that 36% voted their favourite song as Baby because of the lyrics 'I'm going down, down, down, down.' But only 2% acknowledged this as a reference to damnation in hell.
64% prefer One Time because of the video. Father Belvichi said, "I particularly like the part where there is a house party full of under age children and Justin and his friends start spraying streams of white liquid over each other from cans at crotch height.
"Mmm...very good!" he added.
Polemicist and anti-theist Christopher Hitchens has already published an article slating that Catholic church for its admiration of Bieber's music. He writes, "As I said in my book God is Not Great, religion poisons everything. And now the music industry is another thing to add to the list.
"The Vatican supported the Nazis' exile after the Second World War, a group who had a shockingly poor regard for equality and human rights. Now, they are supporting Justin Bieber, a gentleman who has a shockingly poor regard for age boundaries and human eardrums.
"However, funding an affluent record label is the first time the Vatican has supported Jews, so I suppose that's a start," he added.
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This DISGUSTS me. I understand that pastors/preists in the Catholic religion have committed unspeakable acts to children, but if you think about it, people of every religion, race, sex etc. commit such things. The only difference is that religious leader's lives are more publicized and scrutinized by ignorant people like yourself, so it is recogonized more than the crimes people not in religious leadership commit.
ReplyDeleteI HIGHLY doubt that the quotes above are true, so rather you made them up yourself or you were silly enough to believe this as the actual words of a man of God. If you are so sure this is incorrect, please, be sure to comment/blog back with your source, because i've looked up your quotes for quite sometime and the funny this is, only your blog appears when I type them in.
Please, do us all a favor and inform yourself. Stop using silly banter to put down a pop artists... chances are you made this all up out of your disdain for him; so please do the world a favor, inform yourself and stop.
P.S. If you're going to be so silly as to make up quotes and cite them with names, at least use a real name. (:
(i apoligize for the terrible grammer mistakes... i was in a rush to finish up what i was saying!)
ReplyDeleteYes, i do have a form of education,enough to teach me to be mature and not call people names which apparently you dont have....
ReplyDeleteAre you f*cking kidding me. I'm a 15 year old boy (not gay) who is Catholic and like Justin Biebers music, simply because I found out he is Catholic. Only reason, the Church I'm sure has the same reason.
ReplyDeleteThis is Unrealand perverse, I hope the Holy father has mercy on you because accusing the servant of servants of God of such acts is distgusting.
ReplyDeleteI might be because he is a catholic ever thought that.
Publishing such material while the church is coming under enormous criticism and blame is shameful.
ReplyDeleteI gotta say this is indicative of every person who believes in some ludicrous entity. So someone made fun of the catholic church, SHOCK HORROR. Please, if you really believed in god why do you get so angry when someone has a laugh at the popes expense?
ReplyDeleteRead the bible and you will find its the biggest load of crap you have read. Its one big continuity error all the way through.
The church is coming under criticism because of the people who claim to serve it yet cant keep their hands of innocent children who cant defend themselves. Why dont you say thats shameful instead of attacking the OP for a light hearted blog. You religious folk make me sick and laugh all at the same time
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The Emporer has no clothes...(It's not a dress I tell ya) Oh , and purgatory and the trinity are made up fairy tales. If you can just be a Belieber.
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