Blair Confirmed as "Full of Shit"

The Iraq Inquiry have confirmed that the previous Prime Minister of Great Britain Tony Blair, "is a hypocritical, lying little scum bag who is entirely full of horse shit", it was disclosed today.

It was revealed that Mr. Blair, who had told an entire nation and its allies that there were almost definitely weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, really knew that there was only three armed soldiers, a guard dog named Raheem and an arguably lethal looking tooth pick.

cunt noun
1. Female genitals. (vulgar)
2. This prick right here. (apt)

One member of the board of inquires stated: "He is basically guilty of all the stuff everyone speculated he was in the first place.

"But we bought his crap sandwich, ripped off the overpriced packaging and devoured its gloopy mess like the trusting public we are."

Other demeanour he is guilty of is telling Cherie he was at a meeting when he was actually out on the lash and stating he had "three 5s" in a game of Cheat when he in fact only had two 5s and a King.

Despite being accountable for 4,683 deaths (not including civilian casualties), and googols of war crimes it was admitted "he probably won't get anything in terms of punishment, in fact he'll probably be set up with a cushy job that pays in cash, delivered to his door in three HGVs every Monday morning.

"All he'll have as punishment is his conscience, which I believe is made of pure evil that is dipped in liquid helium and then moulded by the hands of Beelzebub."

"What it would take," said the world expert on utter arseholes, "is for the public to cry for blood. He has a reputation, millions of pounds and a shit ton of lawyers at his defence but if we all kicked and screamed hard enough we could nail this bastard to the Old Bailey.

"But Joe McElderry is still in The X Factor and is performing on Saturday so I doubt that'll happen."