JLS Prove Time Travel is Possible, say Scientists

Physicists at numerous Universities and research bodies from around the UK have today announced that boyband JLS are in fact time lords.

The news was revealed after research was conducted upon the members of JLS and found that they are genuinely one hundred per cent 1990s tripe.

Professor William Lyndhall, one of the scientists assigned to the project said, "They have all the qualities of your average Top of the Pops act circa 1996. Dressing completely in a single shade, exposed pectoral muscles, shitty dance moves where the singers swap positions on stage and one gay member that will kill himself in Majorca are all fundamental properties of crap 90s pop acts.

Like Dr. Who, except they suck.

"Furthermore, carbon dating of the singers' clothes has revealed that they are in fact from this time period and so must have used a time machine and travelled to 2009 to expose us to music that makes your genitals turn inside out."

However many Twitter members disagreed with the study's results. Lyndhall's personal twitter received 12,452 angry replies after he linked the results in a tweet; <3jls said "Shut up!!1! JLS are wel sxy adn u r a fking ugli BIAATCH!" and amandasexylilthang said, "OMG!1 yOu SuCk GaY dIcK! wtf! UZA FUCKIN NOBB ROT!!!11!!" whilst toryboy01 commented, "I don't like the idea that my tax money is funding such inutile nonsense." He received a further two thousand insults.

Professor Lyndhall insists that the aggressive comments do not worry him. "It doesn't change the results of the study," he said, "I just tried explaining it to them in simple tweet terms that it's like in the movie Back to the Future when Michael J Fox travels back in time and astounds everyone with Johnny B Goode.

"Except it's coming forward in time and causing everyone over the age of sixteen to jam pencils down their ears with Everybody In Love."

Further investigations are currently taking place to see if its possible to use the time travelling technology to transport Peter Andre to a post-apocalyptic era where giant beetles rule the world and feed on childrens' shoes complimented by greasy, untalented toss pots.