After beating Russian heavyweight ogre Nikolai Valuev, Haye now wants something bigger, harder and stronger to fight so he sent a request to Hercules who has accepted.
Haye commented: "Valuev was the biggest mortal in the Universe, so now I gotta aim higher. Otherwise I'll never reach that peak I know I am capable of."
When one journalist asked if he was a slightly out of his depth fighting the strongest being in the cosmos Haye replied, "They said that I didn't have the reach for the Russian. They doubted! And I proved 'em wrong! Doubt again! You will see! I'll knock seven shades of ichor out of that Greek freak!"
Hercules'
"Holy shit!"
agent said that he was unavailable for comment as he was "busy slaying a Hydra in the eternal battle between good and evil."He further stated: "But don't worry. He has booked next Saturday off for the fight, it's on Zeus' rota sheet."
Meanwhile, professors at the University of Stratton have discovered that since Saturday night, Haye is now the biggest ego in Britain, despite "being surprisingly polite and well spoken for a boxer.
"Unless you are in the ring with him," they quickly added, "then his civility dramatically reduces."
Posts
No comments:
Post a Comment