"This is How Ya Do It!" say Muslims

Muslims around the world have demonstrated to Pastor Terry Jones how to do a hate filled, racist protest properly.

Pastor Terry Jones...apparently.

Jones, the only Pastor in the world to run a Church smaller than his moustache, pulled out from his plan to burn a couple of copies of the Koran on September 11th. In response Muslims across the Middle-East have grouped together to desecrate American flags, pictures of Terry Jones and shout for Allah to send an eternity's worth of agonising pain, AIDS and rape upon American women and children.

A sign in Pakistan read, "Death to America and Pastor Jones for having no balls!"

One woman who had just ripped apart the Stars and Stripes using only her teeth said, "The West make us laugh until we vomit and become very angry! They think they can be racist bigots. HA! We show you how to be a racist bigot Pastor Terry Jones!

She then ran away adding, "ALLALALALALALALALLALAH!!!"

Imran Bakish, a thirty-four year old Muslim who enjoys commanding theological death upon the West in his spare time said, "All we are saying is if you're gonna do it, do it properly.

"Don't spend the whole week stirring the shit and acting all Billy Big Bollocks and then right at the last moment pussying out because you 'got a message from God'

"And for Mohammed's sake, go full out! Burning a couple of books? That's amateur stuff. Descend into the streets yelling for merciless torture and destruction upon an entire group of people purely because of their race, nationality or religion - the more rage induced xenophobia, the better.

"Finally, put some effort in and build some effigies. We made an effigy of you Pastor Jones, and then set it alight and tore it apart like rabid dogs. It took us little over half an hour - it's not hard. In fact the ones we made of you could have been anyone, half of them didn't even have a ridiculous moustache that resembles the bottom end of a broom. My mate Mohammed - no not that one - he premakes them ready for the next hate campaign against the West. He has about twenty in his mum's basement right now. He often says to me, 'Hey Imran, do you know when the next effigy burning's going to be?' and I say 'Ah, probably in a couple of months we'll find something to shout a shitstorm about.'

"See, it's just a matter of preparation, a little imagination, some glue, idiocy and a box of matches.

"Grow some balls you stupid old bastard."